Catfish Movie

Catfish Catfish!  Bottom dwelling shit sucking vermin.  They are a nasty bunch. Horns that gore, some can electrocute, and when out of water they grunt like a monster. I base what I know about this fish as the foreshadowing to the story of the new movie Catfish. 

Without knowing a thing about this movie, it is apparent to me that we are about to witness the beginnings of a brand new style of movie promotion.  When you watch the trailer you get this: Guy meets a girl on Facebook, guy finds girl in real life, there is a plot twist.  Intentionally Boring. Oh and all of it is True. Kind of.

All of it is very Blair Witchy except it is seemingly more interactive with it's, "Don't Let Anyone Tell You What It Is" tag line.

This is pure genious!  It is creating rules for the conversation between those who have seen, and those who have not. Lets just hope the movie is as interesting as the marketing.  Pay attention to the first line:  

"Hello Megan, your voice is nothing like I expected...."  (Is it because she's grunts like a Pylodictis Olivaris?)


Movie starts this Friday.

Today I am fat

I woke up at 4 again to the cat. Why does our cat want to wake me up to tell me he has a full dish of cat food?  Cats are strange beasts. They act so smart but then do REALLY REALLY stupid things.  I wonder if they are really as smart as we humans would like to believe. 

So the house still has not sold. I think it's been about a month now.  Things are getting pretty tight financially. The Ford Escape broke down on our way back from Chico last weekend. We were on Bayliss Blue Gum Road and Kim had to pull into some farmer's driveway when the car lost it's power.

We called the AAA and they came and got the car. Fortunately I drove my truck as well, so we loaded the items from the Escape into the truck. Chris came to pick up Kim and Elisa.

Kim was stranded in Chico for another 2 days with the kids. I came home to work and heard the stories of children projectile vomiting on my brothers sofa via text and face book. YAY!!!

Kim is back now but she had to leave $651.34 at the Dealership. Sucka!!

 

Muni Nites

PA Train Station

Commuter

I raced this guy to the train for 5 blocks. He won.

30 Seconds: Pan Flute Speed Junkies

A new Installment of 30 Seconds

Toe Nail

I ripped a muscle in my upper back and so.....

For the last 2 weeks I have been on my back like a hooker working overtime. I am finally up walking and sitting and drinking the memory of orange julius

(ACTUAL THAT SHIT IS NASTY. WHo the fuck mixes milk, ice cream vanilla and orange juice and sells it to kids at the mall? And the CIA said Pablo Escobar was bad)

I am getting grey and old. First my arm was numb. Then craig texted me while he was drinking ice cream with bong water.

Ya you bet bud.

When you are stuck and can't move like a one legged pigeon sucking in exhaust fumes while eating smashed french fries in a Fast Food Parking lot, you store a lot of creative energy. Whenever you can't function normal, it's because you haven't been normal to begin with. Fuck it. I cut the toe nail and it will grow back. Just one cave man cycle of many.

He Eats Corn

It's 820am and this guy has eaten a hogtdog. Now he is eating hairy
corn that looks like it was burned on the BBQ. He follows the corn
with a green apple and a nap.

The Rockview

I took this the morning after the Ping Pong mind bender. It was a good day for surf. The heads were still asleep when I left. I had to go home to change a diaper.

Bending my Commute

Creature

Today

Today I had suasage McMuffin from the Arch place. I feel my life
becoming plastic and eating this shit isn't helping. How many gallons
of this will it take to smuther mother and stamp out the humans?

Special Olympics Painting

Evidently this is a painting in the National Gallery in DC. It is a tribute to the founder of the Special Olympics, Eunice Kennedy Shriver

Holga on my Birthday

Homeless

Shots around 2nd and Harrison exept the glamour shot.

Homeless

Shots around 2nd and Harrison

Bird Guts

Olympus 35 RD

CAmera from the 70

Sponge on Spam

From the Jonster:





I read this in a spam email I was sent today.

"To hide whom regret sponge do you desire talk to leave this fortune?"

To hide whom regret sponge... Do you desire to talk to leave this fortune? Wow! That's some crazy shit...
I do not regret sponge, though... I have to admit if I did, I would hide it.
Do I desire to talk to leave this fortune... the fortune is "sponge" and if I talk it is to leave "sponge".
I do desire to talk, but I don't want to leave sponge! But if I talk then I will leave sponge....
I have to hide it!! I have to hide whom regret sponge! Or the fortune will be lost....