Monday, March 2, 2009

Lab Man




This guy was screwed He ran up to this machine right as the train
entered the station. He was shoving his money in as fast as he could.
He looked like one of those lab rats that are addicted to drugs. It
just keeps hitting the feed bar as fast as it can. He knew he was
fucked when the soothing sounds of the courtesy bells rang: "Ding
Dong, The doors are about to close..."
They shut as he hit the feed bar one more time. He screamed some
obseniies to save his macho gold chain wearing ego. It didn't help. He
is still fucking there. Note to self: Dont take the bus to catch a
train.

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